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Random Things Related LOVE

Friend A   : “I can’t love my girlfriend as much as what I did to my ex”
Me            : “Why?”
Friend A    : “Because my girlfriend can’t hurt me as much as what my ex did”
(Okaaaaayy I get the point sooo much…)


Friend B    : “My girlfriend told me that she loves me so, but I just feel… Oh why so serious?”
Me            : “Hmmm? Isn’t it good?”
Friend B    : “It seems that my girlfriend want me to marry her tomorrow. Ohh It’s better for me to break it up as soon as possible before it happens”
(Oh what a jerk you are, my buddy!)


Friend C    : “I don’t want a boyfriend I guess, I just need… Hmm okay, love”
Me            : “It’s a ‘buy one get one’ honeeey”
Friend C    : “Yeaah but I’m not ready yet for a commitment’
(Yeah go ahead, get what you need not what you want zzzz)


Friend D   : “Am I his object of affection? I hope soo…”
Me            : “All you got to do is just pray and pray” (stupid)
Friend D   : “Amiiiin” (what a….)
(Of course I’ll be glad for you both too...)


Friend E    : “You know, I’m soooo in loooove…!”
Me            : “Good for your boyfriend! I’m glad to hear it too”
Friend E    : “Uhm, I mean… I’m so in love with another man”
(Geeeez, should I say something?)


Friend F    : “Is it wrong, if I feel that I’m falling in love with a friend of mine?”
Me            : “Of course it’s normal. So? Who’s the friend anyway?”
Friend F    : “Should I tell you? I guess you’ve known who she is…”
(…)

 “I love you so no matter what, even I must face these all, anything but the words break up” 


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